December 2009
I CONFESS that in 2009, I have...
( ) stayed single for the whole year
(x) made out in/on a car
( ) kissed in the snow
(x) celebrated Halloween
( ) kissed in the rain
(x) had your heart broken
(x) broke someone else’s heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) went over the minutes on your cell phone
(x) had a good relationship with someone
( ) someone questioned your sexual orientation
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) had an abortion
(x)...
May asim pa pala si Inday.
Sex tape?
Rules to Survive a Horror Movie
When running away from the killer, NEVER run upstairs! This will result in your immediate entrapment.
Virgins never die, so never, NEVER give it up in a horror movie!
If you are female, never wear heels. They tend to break at bad times, and thus result in your death. Try some sneakers instead.
If you are being chased by the killer, and see someone within screaming distance, SCREAM!! These...
MGA GININTUANG ALAALA NILA INAY AT ITAY… LALO NA...
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako ng HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas. Kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.”
2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
“Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!”
3. Si Itay, tinuruan niya kami ni Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng TIME TRAVEL.
“Kung di kayo tumigil ng pagngangawa diyan, tatadyakan ko kayo...
“I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.”
– Roy Croft